You can't make this stuff up!

So, everyone of you knows that I am a day-care provider. And, most know that kids will say the darnest things! Put them together, and you have my entry for today--compliments of two of my students:

"C" (almost 3)
"L" (almost 4)

C: "Damage, damage, damage" (chanting, while hitting a plastic hammer on the art-table)
L: "Dani, my mom and dad tell me that that is a bad word, what he is saying."
Dani: What is a bad word?
L: "Damage. That's a bad word my mom and dad telled me."
C: "That's not a bad word. Damn. Damn is a bad word."
L: "oh."
C: "Damn, damn, damn" (chanting, while stomping his foot on the floor.)