I was looking on Craig's List under the Resume section, and saw this very REAL post from someone.....some man I am assuming--a boy? A really un-intelligent man-child? Well anyway, after shaking my head over and over I decided to post it for your reading enjoyment. Seriously people, this is an active post on Craig's List!
Attention Rich People Who Need Stuff Done (and any others) (NH Seacoast Area)
Reply to: res-qrqet-1058501017@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]
Date: 2009-03-03, 12:37PM EST
Rich people have lots of money and lots of stuff they need done.
I don’t have much money and really not much to do these days. So maybe you can pay me to do the stuff that you don’t have to do because you have the money to pay others to do.
I am available for just about any type of thing you need done. I was recently laid off from my job at an event marketing firm where I was an Operations Manager. This job is the type of job you get after years of career apathy and failed dreams. I have had many other jobs like this including:
ü Manager of Abercrombie & Fitch store at the mall
ü Account Executive at Event Marketing Agency
ü Guy who walks around the Mall With a broom and that dustpan thing
ü Rock Star (kind of)
ü Tutor for children with autism
ü Office Assistant at a University where showing up 2 hours late really makes no difference…paid for 40 hours of work while only really doing 5
ü Windsurf Instructor
ü Camp Counselor
ü Radio DJ
ü Voice Over Guy
ü Guy who processed death benefits for insurance company
So I am highly trained at completely random crap and will do anything you need done.
Seriously. I am so F***ing board I’ll drive your rich person type dog to Graceland so it can bark at Elvis’ grave if you pay me. I can find out how to get a bunch of ostriches at your little girl’s sweet 16 party and make the neighbors girl so jealous she’ll run away crying. Seriously. I have done stuff like that before…Guitar lessons (cheaper than the competition)…mediocre joke writer? Vocie overs at a bargain basement price? I’m your man! Dog walker – yup! I can DO THAT! Seriously…what do you need? I’ll do it!*
*Things I won’t do:
^ Surgery on living things
^ Murder
^ Eat raw chicken
Other than that, the sky is pretty much the limit. Email me.
Oh, and I also have COLPLAY tickets for sale (Manfirld, MA 8/3) and a black (pl)leather coach. Let me know if you are interested in those.
I could also make a run to get you cases of 2 BUCK CHUCK...hmmm?
Thanks.
PostingID: 1058501017I don’t have much money and really not much to do these days. So maybe you can pay me to do the stuff that you don’t have to do because you have the money to pay others to do.
I am available for just about any type of thing you need done. I was recently laid off from my job at an event marketing firm where I was an Operations Manager. This job is the type of job you get after years of career apathy and failed dreams. I have had many other jobs like this including:
ü Manager of Abercrombie & Fitch store at the mall
ü Account Executive at Event Marketing Agency
ü Guy who walks around the Mall With a broom and that dustpan thing
ü Rock Star (kind of)
ü Tutor for children with autism
ü Office Assistant at a University where showing up 2 hours late really makes no difference…paid for 40 hours of work while only really doing 5
ü Windsurf Instructor
ü Camp Counselor
ü Radio DJ
ü Voice Over Guy
ü Guy who processed death benefits for insurance company
So I am highly trained at completely random crap and will do anything you need done.
Seriously. I am so F***ing board I’ll drive your rich person type dog to Graceland so it can bark at Elvis’ grave if you pay me. I can find out how to get a bunch of ostriches at your little girl’s sweet 16 party and make the neighbors girl so jealous she’ll run away crying. Seriously. I have done stuff like that before…Guitar lessons (cheaper than the competition)…mediocre joke writer? Vocie overs at a bargain basement price? I’m your man! Dog walker – yup! I can DO THAT! Seriously…what do you need? I’ll do it!*
*Things I won’t do:
^ Surgery on living things
^ Murder
^ Eat raw chicken
Other than that, the sky is pretty much the limit. Email me.
Oh, and I also have COLPLAY tickets for sale (Manfirld, MA 8/3) and a black (pl)leather coach. Let me know if you are interested in those.
I could also make a run to get you cases of 2 BUCK CHUCK...hmmm?
Thanks.
- Location: NH Seacoast Area
- it's ok to contact this poster if you are a potential employer or other principal
- Principals only. Recruiters, please don't contact this job seeker.
- it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
3 comments:
Holy Cow ~ people these days!!
lol, that is too funny!!
That is hilarious. I'd guess he's actually a pretty smart guy and I give him props on his creativity and ingenuity in a tough economy. I mean, you can't say he's not exploring every avenue, right? The guy will do ANYTHING after all! Thanks for sharing :-)
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